I am sorry I cant write this anymore

I found this online, I didn't particularly care for the poem, but see if you notice anything interesting about the layout...It took me a while but once I got it it was funny! I wonder what "Shim" didn't want to be writing!

I once had a dream

a dream I lived by

my dream was sure

sure like the sky

ordinarily amusing

reluctant yet proud

resilient and strong

yes to my dream, I had vowed

I held on to my dream

committed for sure

acclaimed glory

no action impure

telling a story

without remorse

reliving the past

Im an unstoppable force

the past is gone

eternally finished

time goes on

homeward bound

It's something that

simply cant go back

and never regresses

no never repeats

yet it goes on and on

magically discarding

obstructive memories

rather always safeguarding

everything important.

The Beach

You're walking out on to a beach. You can smell the salty scent of ocean water wafting throughout the air. You feel the sand in between your toes, filling every gap there was between them. You keep walking and with every step, the sand feels warmer and warmer. But it never feels too hot. You walk until the warm water just barely brushes your feet. The water is the perfect temperature. It's so perfectly lukewarm, that you wouldn't even know it was touching you unless you could see it. A warm summer breeze blows. The exhilarating feeling of summer wind in your hair makes you feel invincible. You are invincible.

Nothing can hurt you. Nothing can make you sad, or angry or upset. In fact, you completely forget what those feelings feel like. You can no longer remember anything that had any of those feelings associated with it. The only thing you can feel is pure happiness. You don't know why, but you are elated. It seems, as if nothing bad will ever happen. You now live here, on this perfect beach.

You lay with just your legs in the water and feel the waves gently lapping up against your perfect skin. Usually, you would put on sunscreen because of your Irish complexion and very pale skin, but the sun has no effect on you, so there is no need. You feel the warm welcoming sand envelope your body. Usually you would be bothered by the sand in your hair and every other crevice in your body, but no one else is here to see it, and there is no mess that you are going to make by being this way, so you don't care. You lay with the waves welcoming your body, more and more, into the landscape with each crash.

You stay there for as long as you like. There is no time. No deadline. No numbers. There is no where you need to be; nothing you need to do. You can do whatever you want. Whenever you want. It doesn't matter what you do. The only thing that matters is that you stay happy. Nature is there to serve you.

Eventually, you stand up and begin to walk. With your messy, sand covered body, you begin to walk down the beach. Step, step, step, step...for as long as you like. You begin to notice that you are a little hungry. You think to yourself how much you want a mango. Instantly, a mango appears to the side of your feet. You pick it up and take a bite of the fleshy fruit without bothering to peel it. You devour the mango almost instantaneously.

With your stomach satisfied, you run toward the water. You run into it and begin swimming around in a small tide pool. You open your eyes under the salty water. It doesn't hurt, because pain doesn't exist. You look at a variety of beautifully colored fish. Some stripped, some with spots, some purple, some yellow, all sorts of fish. Any kind you can think of. Eventually, you get out and and begin to walk again.

For a moment, something slips into your head about someone, somewhere, who doesn't like you or is upset with you for some reason. Before you can let the thought progress any further, a beautiful rose petal falls from a cloudless sky. You pick it up and smell it. It is the most pleasant scent you have ever smelled, and you immediately forget your worries. Suddenly you hear a voice.

“IS YOUR HOMEWORK DONE YET?! WE HAVE TO LEAVE IN THREE MINUTES!”

You snap back to reality. You are back in your real life. The place riddled with worries, deadlines, expectations and people who want things from you. This is the place where nothing works right and nothing goes your way. You look at the ornate grandfather clock across from you. A mere minute and a half had passed. You get up and walk into the kitchen to get ready to leave. It is loud and chaotic with your little siblings turning your house into shear pandemonium. All you want to do is go back to that blissful minute and a half. You walk out the door, and trip on the way out. You fall flat on your face. In getting back up, you think to yourself that nothing will ever work and nothing will ever make you happy. But somewhere deep inside of you, that minute and a half left you with a feeling that maybe, just maybe, you can do it.

But Wait, There's More!

There will be more stories coming, I just need to find them first!

I Spy a Bad Guy

This story won 2nd place at the Burnt Hills Adirondack Womens Society Writing Contest.

Most people think of a vacation with their family as a good thing. Usually, it is something people look forward to. You talk about the amazing vacation you had and all the fun things you did with your friends, and usually, they are all jealous. That was my belief when this whole ordeal started. I was going on vacation! Great! This was going to be a great escape from the mountains of work I had at home! I wish I could say that this was how I would remember this “vacation” forever, unfortunately, this is not so.

Our plan was simple: my parents and I would drive from our home in Cupertino, California to the airport in Oakland. From there, we were headed to Orlando to catch a cruise to Cozumel, Mexico. Our family usually didn't take big trips like this, so I was getting pretty excited. The short ride to the airport seemed to take hours upon hours. It literally seemed to be endless. After the eternal car ride, we arrived at the airport. It felt like somehow, someone had slowed time down and everything was taking longer than normal. We were sitting at our terminal waiting for our plane to arrive and I was getting anxious, so I decided I was going to start trying to figure out where random people in the airport were headed.

I was an ordinary 16 year old girl. At least that is what I thought at the time. I had been raised to be very attentive to details. For instance, most people in an airport would just walk right by the guy dressed in a business suit and pay no attention to him. But my parents made sure at a very young age that I knew when things were off. Said business man was wearing a black suit, with a white shirt and black Nike's. Yes, the business man was wearing athletic shoes with his very professional business suit. Like I said, most people would notice, but I did. However, nothing else really seemed off about him, so I ignored him as soon as he went to his gate, which was probably about a mile worth of airport hallways away. I leaned over to my parents,

“Hey did you see that guy wearing Nike's with his business suit?! Weirdo...”

“Of course we saw him! It's ridiculous what some people think they can get away with these days!” So I went about figuring out where I thought people were going and what they were up to. A few people were going to beaches, and a few were on business trips. There were also a few who had clearly pretended to go on a business trip, and then lied to their husband or wife and met up with some “significant other”.

Eventually, our plane arrived and we boarded. Another thing I picked up from my parents, was planning ahead. When you are in a new place, you always make sure you know the quickest escape route. So as soon as I got on the plane, I made sure I knew exactly where the exits were. I took a quick look around to see who I'd be sharing the plane with for the next several hours. For the most part, everyone appeared to be somewhat normal. There were just a few odd balls here and there. The elderly man with purple hair was the most troubling. As we flew, I began making up a story in my head as to why this mans hair was purple. While doing this, I drifted off to sleep and didn't wake up until we were landing.

We arrived to a hot, humid August day in Florida. We made it to our port and after waiting for what seemed to be forever, we made it on to our boat. I was feeling pretty happy! So far, this vacation was everything I could've hoped for! We meandered around the boat as we sailed off to our Mexican paradise. There were a lot of things to see and do on the boat. Food of all sorts, and so many activities, I wouldn't have enough time to do them all before our time on the cruise was done! I decided I wanted to explore our deck. Since we were on vacation, I figured my parents would give me a little leisure in what I wanted to do.

“Hey Mom? Can I go look around the deck?”

“Sure! Be back soon! And no talking to strangers! Even the cute boys!”

“Okay mom. Whatever...” I left and began to venture around the deck. There were a few cute boys but there was one man that really caught my eye. His hair was slightly grey and he was very built. He wore a Hawaiian t-shirt and Bermuda shorts. He had a big hat on and stood looking out over the ocean intensely. I took note of his running shoes and went on my way, exploring the rest of the deck. But for the rest of the day, I couldn't get Bermuda shorts man out of my head.

The next day, I woke up before either of my parents, who slept like rocks, even on the moving ship. I decided to try to be the good little daughter they had always wanted (although for the most part, I was a good kid). I left the room and went and got us all doughnuts to eat for breakfast. As I was rounding the corner to enter the room, I heard Bermuda shorts man. He seemed to be talking on the phone. He was definitely speaking another language, maybe Russian or Czech. I hid behind the corner instead of turning and walking into my room. I found it entertaining to know things about people that they didn't know I knew. It was often useful too. So, as I silently stood just around the corner, listening to this older man speak fast Russian (or something of the sort) I considered why he was talking in such a hushed voice. My first thought was, “Maybe he's going to propose to his girlfriend and wanted to arrange something with someone so he could pop the question at the perfect time!” Then I realized that I think about marriage way too much, and the odds of this somewhat elderly gentleman getting engaged at his age were very low. It was also then that I realized he sounded angry. He hung up, but then started a new conversation in English, although it was spoken with a thick accent. It was hard to tell what he was saying, but I heard the important parts.

“...I'm here right now...yes, it'll be done by tomorrow...I have everything under control...They wont even know what hit them and no one will know...good day.” What I was hearing was a little bit unsettling. I didn't really want to jump to conclusions but it sorta sounded like this man was going to kill someone! I decided now would be a good time to pretend I was just coming around the corner.

When I rounded the corner, I was startled to see that Bermuda shorts man was staring me directly in the face. “I knew you were there the whole time you know. I don't take kindly to eavesdroppers. In my opinion, they're quite rude. I thought your parents would've raised you better. Seeing as they tend to be manner freaks.” I started to panic, realizing that this man apparently knew my parents, and seemed to not be a great person in general. “You see, I might as well just kill you now, since I was going to do it anyways. I mean really, whats a few hours difference?!” I freaked out. I had no idea what to do. I had thought of some of the things I had learned from my dad, who had taught me self defense from a young age. I decided I should do something rather than let him keep talking. I casually dropped the doughnuts. This man appeared to be an assassin because whoever he was, he intended to kill me, and apparently my parents too. I knew that if he was indeed an assassin, he was sure to be armed with something, whether it be a gun or a knife. I came up with a plan.

I was going to kick out both of his kneecaps, and break both of his wrists, therefore rendering him helpless. This way he couldn't walk, and he certainly couldn't try to pull a gun or knife. “You should really be more considerate of others when-” I cut him off mid sentence by absolutely crushing his kneecaps. Screaming in pain, I then destroyed his wrists. At that points, I decided I should shut him up, so as to avoid making a big scene. So I crushed his windpipe with my heel. He was immediately silenced, and shortly thereafter very dead.

I quickly, and quietly dragged him back to my room.

“MOM!” I said in a hushed whisper, “This guy was going to kill us!”

“What did you do to him? Who is he? How do you know that?!”

“Well, I'm pretty sure he's an assassin, and he was definitely going to kill us. I bet you twenty bucks he has a weapon. Oh and as for what I did to him...I'm pretty sure he's dead.” My Mom gave me an unsure look, as if to say, “I'm not sure you should have killed this guy.” She began going through his things. The first thing she found was a very nice gun with a silencer, loaded, safety off. The next thing we found was a seven inch knife. This meant I was right not once, but twice! He had a gun AND a knife! After that, we found a cell phone, and a business card that had a name on it. Alexander Korsakovich.

“My gosh. This is the Slovakian assassin that tried to kill Lawrence.” said my Dad, astonished.

“Who is he? Who is Lawrence? Would you guys mind to fill me in on whats going on?” My parents promised to tell me everything on the way home. They managed to call a helicopter to the boat to pick us up. How they did that, I have no idea. As soon as they could, they dragged Korsakovich's body to the edge of the boat, and threw him over. We got on the helicopter later that night.

On the helicopter, we talked for multiple hours about everything that had just happened and why. As it turns out, my parents had been spies in Bosnia for years before I was born. They made a few good enemies there, and apparently, obtained some information that someone really didn't want them to have. And that is why this certain someone sent a Slovakian assassin to kill my family and I. They had been retired several years, and I suppose whoever wanted them dead, figured that, “Revenge is a dish best served cold.” It was an eventful family vacation, and I wasn't really sure what was going to happen when I got back home. There was one thing that was for certain though. Whoever wanted us dead, still wanted us dead, and I doubt the loss of one assassin was going to stop this person from getting us the way he wanted us: cold and dead with our lips sealed for eternity.

The Third Stone

“Should I wear it up or down?” I inquired of my stunningly beautiful sister whose appearance suggested experience in this area.

“Well, it is a first date so...down. Wait. It depends. What are you doing?”

“He said it's a surprise. And I happen to love surprises! But he did say to wear a nice dress.”

“It's hardly even a first date! You've known him for how long now?”

“Five years...three months...twenty seven days...” I said, sad that I actually knew the numbers.

“Well, someone's got it down to a science! Wear it down, and bring a hair tie! A boyscout is always prepared!” She said, reciting the familiar phrase we had heard our father and brothers say many times. I looked around to find the perfect hair tie to match my flowing yellow dress. Just as I heard a knock on the door, I found it hidden in between a few books I had been reading and slipped it on my wrist. I rushed down the stairs, nearly tripping in my four inch heels. When I got to the bottom of the stairs, I looked at the guy who was at my door. He was not what I expected him to be. Although I had seen him in a suit before, tonight he looked different. His suit, jet black with a fluorescent green tie made anyones heart pound that looked at it. It made him seem sharp. He seemed to be at that time a man, rather than the boy I knew him as.

“Hey Marc.” I nearly whispered.

“Hey!” His eyes caught mine, and I couldn't breath. It seemed to me as if I might actually pass out. But before I could, I was taken out of the trance by my fathers warm voice.

“Alright now, you two don't have any fun! And for Pete's sake don't do anything dumb!”

“Yes Dad.” I muttered back. We were about to walk out the door, and just before it closed, I heard my sister say,

“Put your hair tie in your purse!!!” in an annoyed tone. I slipped the hair tie off of my wrist and put it in my purse, realizing that it probably did look childish to wear it on my wrist. We walked out the door smiling like the sun on a warm summer day. As got in the car, I casually asked what we were doing.

“It's a surprise!” he exclaimed.

“What time is it?” I inquired, knowing that he wouldn't be bothered by the strange and random question. I was obsessed with time and it bothered me when I didn't know what time it was, and he knew it. He looked at his watch.

“Huh. My watch is broken!” he looked at the clock in the dashboard. “Um...this one is broken too. So I have no idea what time it is.” he said frustrated.

“It's okay! I have my phone!” I checked my phone. Dead. Neither of us had any way to tell what time it was. Finding this peculiar, and knowing that I didn't like not knowing the time, he tried to ease my mind.

“It's okay, we'll make it into a game!”

“And how is not knowing the time going to be a game?”

“I haven't a clue in the slightest. Just go with it.”

“Okay...sure.” I replied to get him to think I was okay with this, and part of me was, but somewhere deep inside of me, I felt uneasy. I felt as if I had been stripped of one of my senses. Something inside of me felt off. And I knew it. And I could tell he knew it. A cool mist hugged us and a crescent moon dotted our car through the trees as we drove off into the darkness. Little did either of us know that this was only beginning of the peculiar events to come.

During the car ride, we talked about our days and what we did but an eerie feeling was still present in our conversation, though neither of us addressed it. After a twenty minute drive, we arrived at a popular theater in the next town over. He finally spilled the beans.

“Tonight, we will be treated to see a Broadway performance of The Lion King!”

“Awesome! Thats the best surprise ever!” I lied. The best surprise ever would be a pony. And second to that, would be a genie in a bottle, but this was still pretty good. Being the gentleman he was, he escorted me into the theater and into our seats. The lights dimmed, and the curtain came up revealing a cast so extravagantly dressed it assured an entertaining performance. Throughout the entire performance, our hands played a game of chicken. Turns out, we were both chicken. The entire night. But I put the blame on him because that is definitely the guys job.

When the show was over, we got back in the car and started driving. I had thought he was taking me home, until I noticed him taking wrong turn, after wrong turn, after wrong turn. I eventually spoke up.

“Uh where are we going?”

“It's a surprise!” He replied cheerily. One big surprise is enough for one night. I just want to go to bed. Take me home!!!

“Two big surprises in one night?! Could this day get any better?!” I said with fake enthusiasm. This day would be better if he would take me home already! I thought silently. I got frustrated easily at late hours, so I decided to keep up the charade. We drove for a short time before arriving at our new destination. I got out of the car and realized that we were at a park by the theater. We walked over to a small pond outlined by a bench and a few pine trees. We walked along the edge of the pond talking about the usual stuff. Although I was participating in a riveting conversation about different types of fish, my mind wondered and I ended up not really knowing what we were talking about and just thinking about my family.

As we walked hand in hand (He finally manned up!) next to the pond, he stopped at a small rocky beach.

“Let's see who can skip stones the farthest!” he said. Although at first I had felt very tired, I was feeling less so now and was up to a little competition.

“Sure! But only if you don't mind losing!” I joked.

“Ladies first!” I scouted the beach for the perfect rock to skip. My eye caught it and I bent down and picked it up, along with a few others that looked like they had come from the same rock due to their similar size, shape and color. I tossed the stone with the precision only someone well versed in the ways of skipping stones could. The stone skipped once...twice...three times...four times...splat.

“FOUR!” I shouted, “Beat that!”

“Oh I will, you'll see!” He threw his stone and it skipped only twice. We continued to play. I threw, he threw, and we were really enjoying ourselves. Until his third stone.

He threw the third stone. Skip...skip...skip...skip...skip...skip...crash. The stone skipped three times out, and then, incredulously, three times back and landed on the beach. We stood, and stared at the stone.

“What?” was all he said.

“Did that jus-”

“Yeah. It just skipped backwards.” he said with awe. He picked up the stone and threw it as hard as he could. Skip...skip...skip...skip...skip...skip...crash. He threw with all his might, but the third stone kept coming back.

“Let me try. Maybe it's just you.” I said trying not to sound mean about it. I threw the rock as hard as I could. Skip...skip...skip...skip...skip...skip...skip...skip...crash. Four times out, four times back. This time I was going to do something different.

“I'm going to try to catch it this time!” I said, determined to get a different outcome. He stood closer to me. I reached into my purse and pulled out the bright yellow hair tie. I pulled my hair up into a tight bun. Serious hair for serious business.

As I pulled my hair up however, I was unaware that in doing so, I had pulled a hair out of my head. Half of it landed on my shoulder, the other half landed on his shoulder which was right next to me. Neither of us noticed. I threw the stone. Skip...skip...skip...skip...skip...skip...skip...skip...thud. The stone landed squarely in my palm. Before I could think anything of the strange phenomenon, everything turned white. I felt like I was spinning and no matter how hard I tried to see something other than white, I failed. Eternity seemed to go by. But then, as if someone had flipped a switch, I saw something I had never seen before. I saw people screaming and running everywhere in what looked like it used to be a city. Utter pandemonium. I looked for the source of their horror, only to find it. I didn't have to look far because it was right in front of me. A giant cruise ship stared me straight in the face. It was moving slowly in my direction, down what appeared to be a tiny canal. I wondered how the boat was still moving in such a small space. I turned to my right remembering Marc. He stared at me, as baffled as I was. Where were we, and how did we get here?

“Holy crap. Holy crap. Holy crap. It's coming right at us. Holy cra-”

“SHUT UP! Let's just take a second and figure out whats going on!” I tried to rationalize with what was happening. It was impossible. “What do we know? We know there is a giant frigging boat that is about to pulverize our bodies like ants. We know this is bad.” that was all I knew for sure. I didn't even have a guess at the rest of what could be happening.

“We know nothing. Oh wait. We know we are about to die. I guess I can go buy that Ferrari that I always wanted! Well actually, I might as well steal it!” All I could think is how funny it was that guys were the ones that were supposed to comfort the girl when something bad happened, and yet he was the one panicking like a baby and I was the one remaining rational. Or at least somewhat rational.

The immediate shock of the preposterous situation we were in wore off quickly. I began to realize the reality of the situation. I had no idea where I was, how I got here, what was happening, or how to get home. I too, began to panic a bit, but quickly shunned the feelings realizing that I would never get home if I kept panicking. I reached for my purse to get my phone, not remembering that it was dead. Suddenly I realized that I had left it on the ground back in the real world, wherever that was, and however I got here, it hadn't transported my purse too. I knew that how we had gotten here had something to do with the third stone.

We quietly wondered to ourselves what had happened on that boat. We saw the captain of the ship with a panicked look on his face and we could tell he was trying his hardest to get the boat to stop. “Even with her mighty engines in reverse, the ocean liner was pulled further and further into the canal.”

The thought came to me that maybe this was all just a dream and I had passed out on the date or something. But I decided not to bet my life on it. So we decided to run, literally for our lives.

As we were running, the thought came to me that maybe the rock had transported us into this unreal dimension. “Marc! The rock did this! It had to have been the rock! What else could have done this?! I mean, I really have no idea what did this, but the idea that the rock did it is better than nothing right?”

“Yeah. Sure. We'll go with that. So now what do we do? Keep running?”

“Well, if it did it once, shouldn't it do it again?”

“Yeah...so where are you going to skip it? There's no water here!”

“The canal.”

“ARE YOU CRAZY?!?! THERE IS A BEHEMOTH OF A BOAT IN THE CANAL THAT IS CHARGING AT YOU LIKE AN ANGRY BULL AND YOU'RE JUST GOING TO WALK RIGHT UP TO IT?! DO YOU KNOW WHAT ANGRY BULLS DO TO PEOPLE?! THEY KILL THEM! THEY KILL THEM DEAD!”

“Yup.”

“Fine. Whatever. I mean, we're going to die one way or another, we might as well be crushed by a giant boat.” We ran back to the canal as fast as we could. When we got to the edge, we realized we only had time to throw it once before we would be crushed by the boat. Every emotion in my body left. I knew what I needed to do and I had one shot to get it right. I no longer felt anxious, or stressed or worried. In fact, I felt almost calm. I realized that this would all be over quickly, whether for bad or for good.

So I threw the rock. Skip...skip...skip...skip...skip...skip...skip...skip...thud. I caught it in my hand. Nothing. I waited, praying every second that something would happen, that everything would turn white and we would be back home again. But nothing happened.

“CRAP! What are we supposed to do now?!”

“You tell me! Girls are smarter than boys!” The boat inched closer and was a short five feet away from us. The noise of metal screeching and people screaming did not make for the best thinking environment doubled with the fact that I was almost certainly about to be crushed. I decided that the best course of action was to try to defy all odds and throw the stone again. But this time I decided to recreate as much as I could about our position when I threw the stone the first time.

“Get over here. Stand right where you were when I threw it before.” he came closer and although neither of us were aware, his shoelace fell on top of my heels when he moved. I took half a second and hoped with all of my heart that it would work this time.

I threw the stone. Skip...skip...skip...skip...skip...skip...skip...skip...thud. I caught the stone with the most grace that I had ever caught anything with before in my life. For about 2 milliseconds I whispered to myself in an almost inaudible tone. “Please. Please. Just let this work.”

White. I was spinning again. And in the midst of the confusion and spinning, I thanked everything I could think of that it had worked.

This time, I came out of my stupor in yet another place that I not only didn't want to be, but had never been before. I was on the top of what appeared to be a skyscraper. It was pitch black and there was no light coming from anywhere except one light that appeared to come out of the roof of the building. This was not the “Top of The Rock” observation deck in New York City though. In fact it wasn't an observation deck at all. It was the top of what seemed like the worlds tallest building which had no railing or security measures at all. I took a deep breath. I vowed to myself that I would remain optimistic until we got out of this mess. I again looked to see if Marc was still there. He was. “Well. That was fun eh?”

“Yes. Let's do it again. I think that was definitely something I would like to do again.” he said sarcastically.

“Okay so now we know how to get out of a situation, so how do we get home?”

“You tell me Einstein. Do I look like I have a clue? Also, did I mention I don't like heights?”

“Okay...” I breathed quietly to myself, ignoring his sarcasm. I surveyed our surroundings. I turned around and took in everything I saw, trying to determine where we were and if there was any immediate danger. I was almost finished completing my 360 degree sweep when of course, I saw the inevitable immediate danger. Marc's eyes saw them just as mine did.

There, standing in front of us were five men. Not only were there five men, but there were five men in black suits with assault riffles. I did the first and only thing that popped into my head.

“Hello.” I said trying to sound friendly.

“You know what we want. So how about you do everyone a favor and give it to us.” The man that spoke appeared to be their leader, standing in front of the rest of them and speaking with a thick Russian accent.

“Actually, I'm not really sure what it is you want...would you mind explaining?”

“Don't play dumb. Just give us the book and we will leave, and probably not kill you!” a few of the men laughed.

“Would you give us a second please?” I decided that I needed to consult with my apparent partner in crime before making an executive decision about whether or not to give them the book we didn't have. I pulled Marc close to me and turned around to make our conversation as inaudible as possible.

“What the heck?! I don't even have a book! Who are these people?! What are we supposed to do?!”

“I know exactly what to do. We kill them. How do we do that? With my mad skills,” he said with confidence, “Long story short, I may or may not have, but definitely did take a few pre-law enforcement classes over the summer. Also, everyone in my family is in the FBI...sorry if I forgot to mention that.” he spoke as if nothing bad was even happening. He then quickly and quietly pointed to a concealed hand gun and a can of pepper spray that was hidden under his sport coat. “Close your eyes and turn around.” he said to me.

I decided it would be best to follow his advice since he seemed to know his stuff in this area of business. I turned around, closed my eyes and took a deep breath. Within a few second I heard a hiss, followed by a few screams. Then I heard five perfectly spaced gun shots. Before I knew it, Marc was hugging me from behind, as if to shield me from what had just happened. In shock, and not believing what had just happened, I turned around, only to be reassured that yes, my date had just killed five people. On our first date. Trying to console myself, I concluded that this was all indeed just a dream and no one had actually just died.

I did a quick sweep of the area just to be sure that there was no one lurking in the shadows that was about to come out and kill us. However, to my surprise, there were no shadows for lurking. In fact, the entire roof of the building was perfectly flat with nothing on it, except the one light coming out of it. For the first time, I looked around off the edge of the building, only to discover, to my horror that there was nothing. Nothing. Anywhere. I looked as hard as I could and there was nothing. It was as if we were floating. I concluded that I needed some help looking because clearly I must just be a little bit tired from our evening of strange events.

“Hey Marc! Look out there,” I said, pointing off into the nothingness. “What do you see?” he turned in all directions, looking intently into the vast and endless space.

“Nothing. There is nothing there. How are we going to get home?!” he asked frustrated.

“I don't know.” A wave of despair swept over both of us. I began to cry harder than I ever remembered crying. It was probably in part due to lack of sleep, and who knew what time it was since both of our watches and phones were either broken or dead.

After probably an hour or an hour and a half (it was really anyones guess) of solid crying, we both fell asleep. We woke up, in what we would have called the morning, but no one really knew. It was still pitch black. We talked about our lives for a long time before finally getting enough courage to try the only thing we could think of . Having decided to try even though there was nothing to throw it into or on, we were going to throw the stone.

We arranged ourselves exactly as we had before. This time, he held my left hand. I looked him directly in the face and kissed him, figuring that at this point, nothing really mattered so who really cared? He stared at me, astonished that this was happening on our first date, but then again, this wasn't exactly an ordinary first date. I prepared myself, and took the deepest, longest, most fulfilling breath I had ever taken in my life. I threw the stone. Skip...skip...skip...skip...skip...skip...skip...skip...skip...skip...skip... It went of into the endless space, never getting smaller as things usually do when they move away from you. It skipped, and skipped, and never made any progress, but continued skipping, on and on forever.

We sat and watched the rock skip. Forever and always. Time didn't exist. Distance didn't exist, and every element of reality we ever knew, was gone. So there we sat, me, Marc and a skyscraper, forever.

How the Bear Fell in Love

I must preface this post by saying I just had an AHA! moment. I love to write and so why not post my stories?! So viola...there will be a ton today and when I write new ones I'll post them! Enjoy!

How the Bear Fell in Love

Once upon a time in a place where thousands of people went to everyday to take a break from reality, history was made. There they sat, two very different and unique people who had never met. One, a woman in her fifties with short cropped grey hair, wearing the outfit that she had carefully selected as she did every morning. Her eyes were a bright, almost fluorescent blue. The other, a short and plump man also in his fifties, who had prepossessing features about him that left anyone who saw him wondering a plethora of questions. They sat there, strapped tightly into a seat that was about to take them for the ride of their lives. They had both been in the single rider lane and had ended up sitting next to each other not knowing that these next few moments would make history.

As they were beginning to move backwards up a steep slope, Veronica recalled to herself exactly how the ride should go. Once they had been pulled backwards up and intimidatingly steep slant, they would have thirteen seconds before they would hear and whooshing sound, and they would fall quickly down the tracks while having the breath taken out of them. The only part of the ride that concerned her was reaching the top, because she had a terrible fear of heights which she usually didn't share with people. Each moment passed as they climbed higher, and each moment, she became increasingly more terrified. Time seemed to be standing still as she felt cool beads of sweat rolling down her face at a hurried pace. Finally they reached the top and she began counting. Her heart pounded as beads of sweat turned into a waterfall of salty perspiration falling off of every surface of her body. It took her a moment to remember what number came first. Then it came to her. One. Each number she silently breathed became easier to remember. After what seemed life forever and a day, she reacher 13. Nothing. No whoosh. No jolt. No breathtaking drop. Nothing. Each millisecond that passed, she began to panic a little bit more. When she saw the specks of people below putting on reflective yellow vests and climbing up the emergency access stairs, it hit her. She was stuck. A thousand thoughts ran through her head. But most importantly, if she died, she hadn't fulfilled her life goal: to fall in love. To fall farther than she had ever fallen, and have the time of her life doing it. And she began to cry.

As she began to look at the situation she was in from an outside perspective, she realized that the poor person next to her probably thought she was crazy. They had gotten stuck at the top of a relatively small roller coaster and she was bawling like a two year old. She decided that she should at least try to make the situation less awkward than it already was. So she resolved to say hi to him.

“Hi.” she said trying to sound sane, but coming off more as socially awkward.

“Hi.” the man replied politely.

Her attempt at a conversation wasn't playing out the way she had expected so she tried a new approach.

“My name is Veronica! Most people call me Ronie but ya know...yeah.....ahem...” she fell into an intensely awkward silence.

“Uh...hi. My name is Joseph but most people call me Joe.”

“So Joe, do you like roller coasters?” she was desperately attempting to hold a decent conversation.

“Yeah I guess they are pretty cool. You?”

“Oh I love them! I just hate heights.”

“Yeah I could tell!” he said knowingly, “I know something that could take your mind off of the height!”

“And what is that?”

“I'm going to call my mom! She'll never believe it and It's her birthday so what better thing to do?!”

“Uh...okay I guess” she said rather hesitantly. He fiddle with his pocket and eventually reached his phone. When he dialed the number, a picture of a large bear showed on his phone. Ronie wondered why the photo ID for his mother was a bear. That seemed almost rude she thought to herself. And then she noticed something she hadn't taken note of before. Joe was hairy. Very, very hairy! She almost gawked when she put all of the pieces together. Joe was a bear! She had been sitting with and talking with a BEAR! She had spoken with a bear! But more surprisingly, a bear had spoken to her! This was absolutely the most preposterous situation she had EVER been in!

She tried very hard not to make a scene, but with the question she couldn't resist asking, it would be hard. “I...uh...” she stuttered, “Um...I guess I was just noticing you are...um...a bear.”

“Wow! Took you long enough! That is usually the first thing people notice about me!” he hung up and decided that the conversation he was about to have was more important than singing some dumb over-sung birthday song to his mother. He was simply astonished that she hadn't noticed that right off the bat! Usually when you first meet a person, you notice some distinguishing characteristic about them immediately. However this woman seemed to be very different in that it had taken her at least ten minutes to notice that he was a bear! This woman who seemed to act and dress too professional for being at an amusement park, had taken ten whole minutes to notice that he was a bear! He eventually concluded that she must just be a little slow in the head.

Their conversation had taken a sharp left turn into oncoming traffic and reached a dead halt. He decided to change the course of the shattered remains of the conversation they once had.

“So what do you do for a living?” he asked casually.

She rehearsed the lie she had told an infinite number of time in her life.

“I'm the CEO of a small start up in Imperial Missouri. We work with fixing computer viruses.” He bought into her lie perfectly.

“Interesting! I find myself to be very 'computer capable'”

“Thats useful in these times.”

“Yeah it is.”

For a few minutes they sat in silence as they came back to the reality of the situation they were in. About fifteen minutes had passed since they had become stuck, and a ride operator came onto a loudspeaker somewhere near by.

“Okay ladies and gentlemen, we have fixed the problem and we are going to run the ride now!” this announcement was followed by several cheers and a lot of clapping.

The ride ran normally from a somewhat delayed beginning to a fantastic end. When Ronie got off the ride, she didn't bother saying anything to Joe but rather sprinted as fast as she could. She wasn't really sure where she was going but all she knew was she had had an adrenaline rush and was shaking uncontrollably. She didn't want anyone to see her like this so she hurried to a bathroom. After spending several minutes in the restroom, the shaking had reduced enough that she felt comfortable going back out into the public. She walked aimlessly around the park trying to get the leftover adrenaline out of her system and her mind wondered. She remembered the reason she had come to this park. She was stuck.

Veronica Nancy Parks. She was the Queen of the United States of America. Yes, she was the QUEEN of the U.S.A. Very few people in the world knew who she was. And even fewer knew why. Anyone who knew her and knew what she did would classify her as an evil queen, but she didn't like to think so. Her job was simply to tell the American government what to do. She could change the course of the country, and essentially, the world almost instantaneously. The American government had to do what she said. Like it or not. If she said, “Drop all of the nukes we have.” they did it. The average person wouldn't understand the leverage she had over them. And even the President didn't, but he knew it was powerful whatever it was. In the past, the government had tried to disobey the Queen, and it never ended well. It always resulted in either death, or catastrophe. She had been on a good streak. The wizard who told her what to do, who no one knew including her, hadn't asked much of her since she came to power. Until recently. The wizard, had asked something difficult of her. The wizard asked her to have the government begin a war with Canada. Not only must she start a war with no reason, she had to start it by dropping a hydrogen bomb in Newfoundland. When she heard this, she seriously considered simply saying no. But she knew that such a reply would result in her immediate death. So she was torn about whether or not to send out the command to the government. And that is why she had taken a vacation. She just needed something different to think about for a while. And as she found herself remembering her dilemma, she decided to think about something different yet again.

So she thought about two things. First, she thought of her life goal. She had come so close several times, but had never actually made it. Or at least she didn't think so. Her life goal was to find a man, and fall in love with him. She did eventually want to get married, and if thats what the result of her falling in love was, then great. But all she really wanted at the time was to fall in love in a way she could never imagine. And the second thing she thought of was Joe. This mysterious talking bear she met on a roller coaster. He seemed like a nice enough guy. And she felt awful for walking off on him. Before she had realized that he was a bear, she had been thinking that maybe he was the one. She hadn't held a meaningful conversation with any male since her last talk with the president. And that was years ago. So this bear was the first one who came to mind when she thought of someone she could potentially fall for. So she decided to try to find him.

Finding Joe completely possessed her mind. Any and every thought always came back to Joe. Joe and all he could be to her and for her. Her mind was all about the future. The “what ifs” and the “maybe someday” thoughts were exhilarating. She began to come up with scenarios that were preposterous for how little she actually knew about him. She imagined them sitting on a bench in a park holding hands and watching the clouds role by. She imagined them ice skating. And she imagined them being married. She suddenly popped back into reality for a moment and realized that she had been nearly sprinting around the park looking for Joe. So she slowed a little and began to look closer. After about five more minutes of searching, she found him.

When she saw him, there was practically a halo around him.

“Joe! Joe! JOE!!!!! OVER HERE JOE!!!!” she exclaimed waving her arms around frantically. Noticing himself being summoned and also being stared at by several bystanders, he responded,

“Oh! Hey Ronie!” he walked briskly to her and escorted her to a less public area to see what the cause for her making such a scene was.

“What on earth was that about?!” he exclaimed

“I...um...” she couldn't think of what to say. She had been overly eager to find him and never came up with an idea of what to say when she found him. She came to a conclusion.

“I just felt bad for walking off on you and figured I should apologize before I never saw you again.” she breathed a sigh of relief. She hadn't made herself look like a complete fool...at least she hoped she hadn't.

“It's fine don't worry about it! You looked a little shaken anyways!”

“Yeah heights aren't really my thing. Look, I know I just met you and maybe this is crazy, but I was thinking you seem really nice and maybe you would want to meet up sometime for dinner or something?”

“Uh...yeah sure! Why not!”

So Joe and Ronie spent the rest of their day at the amusement park together and afterwards they went to dinner. They learned many interesting things about each other over that dinner. As they sat across the booth from each other, they had no problem keeping a real conversation going.

“So were you ever married or anything?” asked Ronie.

“No. But I had a girlfriend once. We probably would have gotten married, except she was a panda and I was a grizzly so we couldn't decide on a place to live. Also, she gave me no space at all. Everywhere I was she was. I was never alone. Ever. It was a frustrating and difficult situation so I ended it.”

“Oh. I'm sorry. That's sad.”

“It's okay. Really. I got over it.”

“Well thats good. What was her name?”

“Malery. It's spelled differently than most people would think...I never found out why though. Did you ever have a husband or boyfriend or anything?”

“I almost dated a man once. His name was George. He was amazing. But then I found out he was married.”

Their evening continued and they both enjoyed it very much. So they set up another date. And another, and another, and an endless number of dates. Eventually, they got married. They lived a long and happy life together in Imperial Missouri where Ronie went to work at her start up company everyday. She had the government wage war on Canada and a hydrogen bomb was dropped in Newfoundland. The war lasted for several years and the United States finally won and made peace with Canada. She never told him that she had been going down eight floors to a secret office from which she ruled the United States everyday of their 36 year marriage, until one day.

One day in the beginning of spring, Joe fell ill. He had a heart attack and had survived it but in his old age deteriorated quickly. Ronie knew he would die soon, and made one of the most difficult decisions in her life. She decided to tell him that she had lied to him everyday of their marriage. She walked into the hospital room one afternoon after the doctor had called her. He had said that it was time to say goodbye to Joe. So she went.

As she entered the room, it was silent. Joe was staring blankly at the ceiling. She decided that it was now or never. She finally mustered up the courage to say it.

“Joe, I have something to tell you.” she said solemnly.

“Yes darling?” he replied weakly.

“Joe, I am the Queen of the United States government. I tell them what to do and they obey me. Because if they don't obey me, then bad things happen. I am the reason the war on Canada started. I told the government to drop that bomb. I didn't want to but I did, only because I had to. I had to do it because there's this wizard who tells me what to do and if I don't do it, then I end up dead. I never see him and I don't know who he is but I obey him. And if I hadn't, I never would have married you because I wouldn't be here.” she said quickly.

There was a long pause and a placid look washed over Joe's face. He replied, “I know. I'm the wizard.” and slipped peacefully off into an eternal sleep.